"Salubrious"....sounds like some one I know after his fourth Gulder prior to heading out to the bush bar.
I would suggest 212man that the part of Eket that is hard to beat would be the Five Star Catering at the staff canteen down by the heliport.....now that was grand I hear. Eket during the days of the airstrip compound was good fun...if one always wore shoes in the bar during the day.
Wonder if the parrot was correct.....about a particular individual being a Wan.ker?