Emailed to me today:
Miss Flight Attendant
(to the tune of Miss Independant by Kelly Clarkson)
Miss Flight Attendant
Miss 'Here's your pretzels', Miss 'no more blank-eeets'
Miss 'Beverage Cart', Miss 'Smash My Knees', Miss
'We're all out of, cof-feeee', yeah!
Miss 'Safety Demo', Miss 'Keep this stowed'
Miss, 'always have to point out, the exit row'
So, keep your tray table up-rright, and she'll never ever feel up-tight
Little Miss Anal Retentive - so Oooh, keep your seatbelt on!
Why do we need these tricks in the sky? All that they do is say "Bye Bye"
They're fast, in first class
They're slow, in coach
What is the deal with flight attendants?
Nothing but flying waitresses!
Bye bye, bye bye now!
Bye bye, bye bye now..........
http://www.kygo.com/audio/MissFlightAttendant.mp3
(ps Before I get flamed for posting that, I will point out that I too am a flight attendant!)