things you don't want to hear in an aircraft.....
1, sudden loud noises
2, sudden silences
3, that the 'autopilot watchers office'
has been fitted with ejection seats
4, passenger pointing out the window and saying, "was that bit supposed to fall off"?
5, stewardess looking worried and asking "is there a pilot on board"
6, passenger saying "I'M GONNA BE SSS...HHUUUUUGH....."
gREG