I was more of a Blue Peter 'here's one I made earlier' guy. Seems one small flaw in my plan though. John Reid never sent me the one made earlier, so like a good BLue Peter presenter, Katie Hill springs to mind for some reason, I am left looking at my box without hope or festive cheer. Guess I will have to get back to winding that Stby Alt down. It really does go down to 800 doesn't it.
Stand by,stand by....I have made a....no wait.......yes...
Using the Hat as a parachute, the tin as a...tin, the torch and nose as a guidence system, foot spray ( which smells flamable) as fuel and the nuts as shrapnel, I have cunningly saved the MOD millions on a new cluster bomb. All I have to do now is fit my blindfold, write on the back of the card to Whitehall and sit back and wait. I am sure that I can celebrate with my Cake and lolly.
Or I just bounce my ball against my cell wall and use the decoration to dig my way out.
p.s I drank the hand warmer, thinking it was blue Gin and ate the lip balm. The lip balm was actually quite nice.
