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18th Dec 2005, 22:52

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captainrats

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Captains Wives

Q.Whats the last thing a Captains wife does before she has sex.
A.Drives him to the airport.

Q.How do you know when a Captain has died?
A.His wife is wearing a BLACK tennis dress