You're all wrong. It's your new weapon.......
You have to make the best weapon/sensor/ISTAR system out of these parts.
The metal box goes into the holder, take the torch...........
The winner will be selected on the following grounds by Ministers and will win a free mince pie next year.
Grounds for selecting the winner:
We're not telling.
Notes:
1. This competition will be known as Smart Procurement.
2. The arrival of Christmas this year was not predicted by the Government, who tried their best under the UOR scheme, but due to the previous Government were unable to integrate mincemeat into pie cases within the timescale needed.
3. Next year, a mince pie will be provided under a PFI scheme....see terms and conditions below.
Mince Pie PFI Terms and conditions
1. The Pie will be provided at a fixed rate for each hour it is with the recipient.
2. If eaten, an extra fee will be payable.
3. The contractual reqiurement is for a 70% probability of the pie being fit for human (or animal) consumption.
4. The charges will be deducted from the Winner's pay.