Laughter in the air
come on girls and boys, please tell us your stewardess and steward jokes, or any other funnies you may have.
i posted this on jet blast but thought it more apropriate here.
Nagging and generally bothersome old lady passenger to stewardess who's having a VERY bad day, "can you tell me, how does the pilot find the airport after flying all these miles"?. "well madam" says our heroine "all pilots have to have exellent eyesight, and with the nice big windows they have up front they can see for miles and miles so its easy for them to find the airport" "well dear" says the old lady " thats all very well but how do they find their way at night"?. Stewardess (now feeling peeved at being delayed even more) "madam, if you look out of the right window, you will see a red light, now if you look out of the left window you will see a green one, all the pilot has to do is stay in between them and he knows he's going the right way"!!!!.
ok i'll shut up!!!!!
Greg