Sorry tried to judge last night but got the infamous "Server Down For Nightly Maintenance" message (translation: Must save post before hitting SUBMIT
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If only my girlfriend would go down as often
Honorable mentions to
Darth Nigel for - "Dining-In Nights were never like this in my day," grumbled BEagle.
and for
An Teallach for - I think we've got this one in the bag ... that silly cow Fiona is picking her nose again!
Gratuitous use of the word "flaps" regarding any picture involving a woman to
Talking Radalt for - The finals of Strictly Aircraft Marshalling were hotting up and whilst the blue team wowed the audience with their "Start Number 4 Engine" routine, Fiona paused for a moment, summing up all her artistic might ready to knock the judges for six with her "Flaps extended" move, new for this season.
but seeing as this was not a league match, but just a friendly, the next contestant is whoever gets here first out of
ShyTorque and
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