It also appears Whirly's offering a free check up .. grab it with both hands I say
A-hem, cough,cough!! Do you means Whirls (i.e. Yours Truly)? or Whirly (...er... the other, original one)?
Anyway, whichever of us you meant...... er..... you could have phrased that better? Using the singular might be considered insensitive.
Luckily, I know Simon hasn't had a "sense of humour-ectomy" as well!
Cheers
Whirls