Air Mauritius defies IFALPA

[GE CF6]

After waiting in vain for a phone call from the management over the last days, the unions have had to file their cases at the tribunal today. No call, no deal, not even some kind of (even) lame excuse!

So, can those airbuses of ours fly themselves? I would like to sip on my cold beer on the beach in Pointe D'Esny and look at one of those suckers fly itself into the sunset... Now, that is what I call flying!

PS: Hope that the senior cabin crew will not have too much of trouble getting through to Airbus IT support hotline somewhere in Bangalore to ask what to do next when the computers on the flight deck have just gone flickering and that the FMS is saying "Fatal Error 23b965c45a. This program will be terminated in 30seconds"...
Oooopsy daisy!