If any one is bent like a nine bob note it's the likes of you and all those pilots who have nothing better to do on-board than talk about the likes of me. As if the gripes of your status, or lack thereof was not enough.
Others would call it anal retention, a psychomatic condition caused by an anal fixation set in your early years.
Meanwhile, back in the ranch, got work to do, and one thing I must say about secure ID is that he's got the balls that you don't have.
Secure ID you're on, let's keep it live, since all thes doubyas (Doubya=W as in W.A.N.K.E.R. (Specific to Dubai Residents))are following the saga like the Falcon crest TV series, told you they are all closet homos. they just don't want to admit it.
