plenty of seagulls about...
seagull managers are a dime a dozen;
they fly in, make a incredible amount of noise (over nothing), !!!! over everything, then fly off again....
a few less adoring:
Oxygen Thief
'Specialist'
'X-spurt'
a few more crass ones:
Size 9 (enough kicks in the arse from constant stuff ups to now comfortably fit said boot size)
WOFTAM,
FONC
FINCL
Pert (this is a local brand of ant-dandruff shampoo with a variant called 'Head & Shoulders', referring to the effect to an arse-kisser cause by a sudden stop of the arse-kissee)