I like my local field. Arriving downwind, and told I'm number 3: sometimes, when I get to abeam the runway end with two bombers in front, tower says "can you turn final from there?" "Affirm" "Clear to final number 1".
Usually, I'm on the apron and shutting down before the next one lands.
I'm not in DubTrub's or Monocock's league, but I'm in the same club.