A couple more for the record:
"Moggadon" - The sleep inducing medication which is exactly why one utterly boring guy inherited this name.
"Thrombo" - short for thrombosis, 'slow moving clot' which is exactly why another fella got this name.
"10-9" - the unique code used to summon assistance when the proverbial hit the fan which seemed to always happen when this incompetent nugget was about.
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