This one time at band camp.....inverted spin, nothing on the clock but the makers name, feet on fire......brilliant but troubled Captain.....steely eyed First Officer with chiselled good looks.....inappropriate sunglasses....beautiful and caring Purser, but tough when it comes to the crunch.....passengers rioting and writing farewells on napkins.......cabin crew fighting valiantly to restore order, whilst carrying out second drinks service to maximise companies revenue.....Air Traffic controller grabbing headset off nervous junior controller and shouting "you can make it, god damn it!" (American accent optional)......40 knot crosswind....tyre screeching and blue lights....little girl makes it in time for urgent operation......all home for huge salaries and final salary pensions...THE END.
Just what you’re looking for I think you'll find. XXX