Ruserious, if that's the case I must apologize to Scooter...

it's just that his choice of words, typing... seemed a lot like cheeseys...
As for Sheikh Ahmeds:
" u com to yetihaid moonee fairey gud yand fli fairey naice u laike yevereebodee"
Let me see if I can get to english...

"you come to etihad, money very good ? fly very nice, you like everybody "
Hmmm

, well - nope. Guess I didn't manage

Anyway - enjoy the day in the sun!