I got this in the e-mail recently. I don't know who, where, why etc..
Astar Crash
You can almost see him lingering that extra second or two before putting it in reverse, probably thinking "hmm was there a helicopter parked behind me......NAH."
Magjam
"People who needs long explanations at times when everything depends on instinct have always irritated me..." Guy Sajer, WWII Soldier