Sorry Steve
You really should realise that there is no room for a little light-hearted humour in this very serious (and very professional) aviation forum. Please stop these comments or the humour police will be straight round!
Actually, the most scared I have ever been (in a helicopter) was my first single pilot night departure from the Tharos - All North Sea night operations should include a co-pilot to hold your teddy bear!
TeeS