See....told you what he was watching! "Clips of trannies coupling up!"
Disgusting.
Agree re Microsoft.....they behave more like the UK Public Sector everyday. They need some serious competition!
No hope there, then.
EDIT -- Back again.
Just tried the "enhancements" tip (posted above by effortless) and there aren't any such options listed under enhancements.....just colour, hue etc , sound adjust etc (Media Player 9).