Hey hey Galapagos!
The North Sea is a millpond compared to where you blokes fly. How are those 70kt winds and the freezing fog?
Not nearly as hard as the landing light approach into Southampton at 2am with only one light and BA as your cojoe ... now that is hazardous!
Set the OBS to the inbound track please and look out for the towers
HEY! and there is nobody wandering across the pad on late finals either!!!
Ha!