The usual roles, don't make me laugh.
They fly over the north at high speed, less they catch something off the common population.
Perhaps they can test the next generation anti-chav missile up here, as they clearly don't like the place.
Or they can launch low level chav sorties, 'burberry at 2,000 feet'
Still makes me feel secure that there is little in the way of RAF bases now between Edinburgh and Lincoln
