The TSA of late have started putting the homeliest women imaginable at the crew line, certainly at KIAD. I mean we're talking ones that fell out the ugly tree and landed in the TSA recruiting office on the bottom branch....
It's a cunning trap. When the manager sees the poor defenceless pilot start to smile, then leer at her, wink, then attempt to chat her up, they nab him on probable cause........works every time.
Cruel Swines!