Lets see Flyin Oirishman..... I came across an FR before start landing parking driving home checklist:
Its a challenge and response but can be completed by the pilot who is either awake, not busy putting out a fire, tearing out log pages or applying for other jobs:
"Sweeping brush" "check"
"Dust pan" "check"
"Stay awake pills" "check"
"Extra strength haemoride cream" "check"
"Mothers bank card" "check"
"Jam sandwiches" "check"
"Pint of milk" "check"
"MOL is the best cassette" "check"
"I will fly for food sign" "check"
"MEL and CDL items" "discarded"
"Brakes" "not installed"
"Passengers" "sitting and standing"
"Self esteem" "not required"
"Cranky haughty FAs" "hired"
"Licence" "applied for"
"Walkaround" "aircraft got here"
"Before having the blessed opportunity to work with such a fine carrier and will gladly do whatever I can to help MOL amass as much money as he possibly can without and due regard for me or any other employee checklist complete"