Hey, you think that's bad. A few years ago back in my pre-aviation days, some guys on my crew p!ssed off a female crew member. The next night she came in with a chocolate cake. She didn't offer me any (at the time I thought it quite rude), but proceeded to offer it to the rest of the guys.
In Australia, you can buy a chocolate flavoured laxative called "Laxette". That is what she made the cake with........
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Dyslexics of the world untie!