"Good morning ladies and gentlemen...we sincerely hope you have had a pleasant flight and a good nights rest"
Sounds of engines being throttled back and desent being commenced.
"We have started our desent and will hopefully be on the ground in 25 minutes at South Africa's premier gateway international airport namely 'Mabosi soek n Laptop en Kamera' aptly named so as to integrate you in to our customs and culture as soon as you arrive"
Joy and elation amongst the passengers as they appreciate the contribution they are going to make to the African cause very shortly.
"Please raise your seat backs and stow your tray tables in preparation for landing. We hope you have a pleasant experience...Thank you"