What's to say (s)he isn't already a member?
I'd like:
Interesting aircraft
Interesting people
Food available at non-ripoff rates
Cold & Hot drinks ditto
Flight planning & Weather data available on site (I might have come from a distance)
Knowledgable marshallers
Absolutely no yellow tabards
A good and easily accessible local area briefing if different requirements to the normal Pooley's etc. for other days of the year.
Oh, and whilst I'm asking for the moon on a stick, I'd also like:
The wind down the strip
CAVU
A free go in everyone else's aeroplane.
Thanks very much; looking forward to it already