Why, thank you for the lesson Headmaster (thought I'd seen the last of him at school too)
Perhaps you ought to consider a new title - how about 'hubcap,' as you seem to think that everything should revolve around you? Obviously the finer points of inter-service rivalry - aka banter - are lost on you?
Homophobic? No, just bantering about the dark blue - you know: Rum, bum and baccy for the RN; Truckie fleet staying in 5* hotels; Kipper fleet having too many rations; Army, well, being army really - that sort of thing.
A quick search of your posts could be quite revealing too, but I can't be bothered, quite frankly.
Chill out over the weekend please!