Moustang V8 is a balanced guy... chip on BOTH shoulders...etc etc.... you've heard it all before. Sounds like someone wannabe a pilot!
But since he's deigned to come here seeking our help, much as it irks him:
You should know EK pilots are issued with all of the finest of uniform apparel thay could wish for. Trousers and jacket made from quality imported wool-cashmere and shirts from a nice thick cotton blend.
Why would we buy yours?
We don't need whizz wheels, we got fancy kit in the machine which does all the thinking for us. Leaves us more time for the sudoko.
Headsets, charts, yokes, crew mugs... the company supplies us with all that stuff.
Leather jackets, on the other hand, would probably go down a treat around here. You're on a winner!
Maybe if you sell beer in your pilots' shop you would get a few blow-ins. Nothing like a beer and a bacon butty after a night-turnaround to Islammerbad.
I guess you work in Ops. Have you considered opening an OpShop?
Or maybe a Cabbie's Shop. Some of those cabbies smell like they could use a clean shirt.
Seamen Stains, are you talking about the blinking-light ear-piece you see all the locals wandering around with permanently stuck in the side of their head???