Captain Phuket Readalottaporn was quoted as saying
"There was lot of wind, so push throttle plenty to make plane go fast,
see. Because otherwise go backward. But then, see, halfway down runway
I see big fockin hole, bigger than Thai girl at pattya, you know what I
mean? So try to miss, but no luck. Plane come down, bang, tyres they
go, bang, bang, bang. Now I know why they call copilot number two. He
doing, number one, number two, everything. Very smelly. So we stop. We think plane broken so go to local bar while they fix."