I may have been a C*%w member quite a few years ago...during a very vindictive period that somtimes, I felt, may have been allowed to go over the top...that is if what I'm talking about even happened...ssshhhh!
Returned years later on a maritime platform and took a mate down with me...after all you are a member for life..
After witnessing what happened that evening (which was only slightly softer but more high tech than I remember) he was scratching at the door to get out before the a*al raping occurred...
what was really wierd was the 'C*%W' had undergone a sex change!!
But it was all in fun