Perhaps the procurement branch had accepted the proposal from Honest Arthur Daley PLC for the Sea Harrier replacement a little too quickly, though in fairness, a cursory glance through the document late on Friday afternoon had revealed the important words "Nose" and "Tail".
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It was only realised later that the phrase "ingests large quantities of fod with no adverse effects" was a typo and should in fact have refered to "food".
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"No adverse effects" was of course an overly hopeful assesment.
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Jeremy seemed pensive as he opened another can of Ken-O-Meat. The in flight refueling trials were going well, though more slowly than he had anticipated.
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...like all ab-initio trainers, it had fixed gear.
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The joystick was centrally located and allowed some very precise movements of the control surfaces
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Oh sure the dog looks cute now, but wait till they fit it with the locking black leather slave hood with inflatable penis gag and zippered eye holes. Woof!
