JOURNO: I'm covering the Tornado crash - what can you tell me?
RAF: It crashed.
JOURNO: OK...can you give me a few sensible pointers off the record, so I don't sound like an idiot when I write the story?
RAF: No.
JOURNO TO 19 YEAR OLD UNINFORMED CIVY WORKER ON AIRFIELD: Can you tell me anything?
19 YO: Yes lots...
...the next day.
RAF: This report in the paper is bolleaux. Typical bloody press.