Well you said it yourself:
Seems the word is spreading and chicks from UK, W. Europe, Aust, etc are less and less interested in coming here.
It would not happpen to be because of the low salaries F/D are onto these days, would it?
Don't need to spend much on clothes and hair gel, my cousin has a clothes shop in Deira, you know that part of town you daren't peek your nose at for fear of being eaten up by the pakies; my other cousin has a gent's salon, but I bet at 50 bob a cut its too dear for a little pilot like you. Always talk and no action.
Anyway got to go for lunch, my auntie has made Mlokhiya, bet you don't know what that is either considering the only lebanese thing you probably had was a shawarma.
Have you found yourself a russian wife? I hear a lot of you F/D go fishing at the cyclone these days out of despair!