Third place is Onan the Clumsy with:
"The dogem boats had seemed a good idea at the time, but now, as he gazed fearfully at the conductor rising above him..."
Second place Conan the Librarian with:
"Martin Baker are proud to announce the new zero zero Mk.25(M)seat for marine useage"
And the winner is Onan again with:
"Come in number WEE your time is up."
"We don't have a number WEE"
"Are you having trouble number 33M?"
