nasa old bean, I will take your advice and try a drop (or two).
It has provided us in Blighty and hopefully some of you gents in Australia many a laugh watching this thread. It should be obvious to all that it was intended purely as a wind-up, some people however should have a large key inserted anally as they are SO easy to wind up
Good luck to you all, in this the most trying times for aviation employee's (this even extends to Bulldog & Tool Time Two, who must remove their keys before sitting down).