Hail the wisdom of Gaunty!
Raffles, I suspect you are a bored Ozzie, rejected for Friday afternoon drinkies by those that know you better.
But in the event you are a genuine Pom you can contribute to Oz aviation. Stay right where you are Old Son. We have more than enought of your type Dunnunda, arriving as $10 tourists and swelling the ranks of the Oz Union movement!