Sorry, one last one from me before I go back and judge the winner from the rest of you. Here is the full, unabridged, uncensored version of my last post:
Consumed with an exquisite sense of anticipation, her weapon of choice held comfortably in one hand, just as Q had shown her a thousand times before; in the other her trusty Hasselblad. She was oblivious to devious actions of her arch enemy, the dastardly Doctor FJJP, who was about to scuttle her ambitions for ever. Aircrew shades disguised his treacherous, holier-than-thou eyes as his left hand hovered over the bung. But for Alice, her moment had come as her first screen words raced around in her mind; words that would launch her to the heights of superstardom alongside the likes of Kidman, Zeta-Jones, Sterling and not forgetting Doris NacNob. She held her breath for a moment, savouring the first of what she knew would be a spine-quaking multiple climax; and then from behind the false camera she breathed the immortal words......