Right
The thought process at Jetstar was "OK. We're starting a new Long-haul carrier. The board hasn't approved any A/C yet and nothing is official. What should we do first? I know, get that guy 'anus pirate' or 'the pirate' or whatever his name is a start date- ASAP. After all the course takes 5 WHOLE DAYS! We've got to get started NOW!!!!!!"
Please, I know BS when I see it.