Tried
www.ratemywankingtechnique.com yet southside?
Interesting that over in "Cabin Crew" you refer to a recent "business trip" to Scotland.
So just how military are you?!

Go on, try and kid us all you were jetting back to High Wycombe or somewhere after a high powered, promotion-be-damned, no-punches-pulled, that-showed-em meeting at Leuchars.