I have only ever knocked back one job on the grounds of being to bizzare............she wanted to join the mile high club but didnt have a partner, and wondered if I could help her out and fly at the same time........now, being no oil painting myself this would normaly be grabbed with both hands....but she was close to being twenty stone, damn ugly and smelled bad, so after telling her that the aircraft didnt have an auto pilot and that the civil aviation regulations(god love em)strictly forbade such activities, I had to decline the job.
