As a manufacturer sponsor, drew the short straw and got to fly Miss WA and Miss Oz around the RFDS in Oz traps for a week or three every year or so.
mrs gaunty, cunning she devil that she is, insisted on having them around to arvo tea before we left whilst displaying the cutesy (make you wanna vomit) gaunty curtain climbers and arranging next door neighbours kids to come see the "princesses" as well, all in the name of "raising funds" and as a side effect lowering gauntys libido.
It's a bit hard to sustain the "rampant pilot stud" bit with curtain climbers and adoring neighbours kids all hangin off you.
Will never forget the fund raising "cocktail parties" at Mona's in Kal with the 'Misses' and entourage being entertained and served really top champagne by the best hookers in the world run by the nicest and most generous madam in town. Halfway through one, a regular came banging on the door insisting on 'service' as he was going on shift in half an hour, he was accomodated and gone without a hint of breaking rythmn in the party.
True professionals.
Nice ladies too
