Comrade Berria enjoyed the day out by the river
(you'll have to think about that one)
The dogem boats had seemed a good idea at the time, but now, as he gazed fearfully at the conductor rising above him...
The two in jungle camoflage only wished they had read the memo more carefully and had chosen, like their twenty nine comrades...the water pattern.
Meanwhile the twenty nine secretive comrades smirked inwardly, enjoying their trip on the thirty three man boat. (I think I have to work on that one a little)
The mayor of London tries out the new city watercraft and finally gets to wear the waterproof chain of office.
"Come in number WEE your time is up."
"We don't have a number WEE"
"Are you having trouble number 33M?"
As the unmistakable stench of rotten fish assailed his nostrils, he suddenly remembered where he had left the pistol.