I don't know if it is all that funny or really relevant to helicopters in general.......but here goes.....
Just got my license, doing jollies for the bosses family in an R22.
The last passenger was a lovely old lady that chatted away happily during the whole flight. She was one of those old ladies that makes you think of Nanna and calls you "dear".
At the end of the flight, I escorted the old chook out a couple of feet past the rotor disc and expected her to walk away, but she turned and made a move towards me....... now, you have to remember that I was young, and she reminded me of Nan, I thought that she was going to give me a peck on the cheek for being a "lovely young man", but instead she just wanted to ask me another question...... With the thought of a peck on the cheek coming I also made a move towards her cheek to reciprocate....... Instead she went past my cheek aiming for my ear where I could hear her question...... As a result, I went passed her cheek and.... fully puckered up..... SUCKED HER EAR LOBE RIGHT IN !!!
Funniest thing ever........ It was warm and I have to admit quite soft, no doubt hairy, but I don't remember the finer details as I got a little flustered at that point.......
I wonder what she is doing now??