A nameless transatlantic airline pilot was recently playing flight sim on his lap top mid Atlantic with the volume turned right up - the computer screamed a RA of TRAFFIC, TRAFFIC, CLIMB, CLIMB - this awoke the FO who then proceeded to grab the stick and put the aircraft into a steep climb - apparently, there were Cornish Pasties and glasses of wine all over the place in the back - they blamed it on a flock of Geese ! You just couldn't make it up !