in ... a ditching, one of the flight attendants would have to stop the passengers using the rear doors ... and ... was sacrificing her life
Two minutes silence, please.......
Lucky there's never been a ditching around here. Although Qantas did indeed come close, if we are to be believed.
I wouldn't worry too much about it. After a ditching, you're going to find all the punters piled up in the front 3 rows like chips in the corner of a fish shop basket when the wreck comes to a stop. It'll be easy to funnel them out the front doors or O/W exits.
I think the old bomb Technician's T-shirts could be more appropriate for the tarts:
"If You See Me Running, Try to Keep Up!"
BA50......
