Wacky local orders & bizarre airfield procedures.
In light of the infamous vanishing thread and the incident which cause it, who can claim to have the most "bizarre/ludicrous/downright dangerous/I told you that just wasn't going to work" local orders or procedures?
All answers from the sublime to the ridiculous will be received and nominated for the soon to be prestigious "Nobby Awards", which carry the princely award of a chunky kit kat or biscuit boost (providing you can make your way to our crew room to receive it).
I wait in anticipated disbelief at your answers.