Bloke walks into a bar and pulls out of his pocket a 12inch man and a piano,
The bloke orders a drink while the little guy plays away some nice music on his piano.
Barman returns and asks why the bloke has a little guy and a piano with him,
The bloke replies" well walking down the street yesterday i saw a lamp on the side of the road so i gave it a little rub. Out popped a guinie and said i cud have one wish. I sais i wish.....
Just as i did a lorry drove by and iv got stuck with a 12 inch pianist"
Ha long one but made me chuckle.
Nick
