An excellent round of captions - you should all feel jolly pleased with yourselves!!! However there can only be one winner - in each category... In the most attempts catagory - Conan again is the outright winner..... However for quality(!!! he he he) the results in reverse order are (in my slightly warped and sun addled brain):
3rd Place: The Ubiquitous Conan with: "Having failed miserably in building a wardrobe, Nigel decided to build an aircraft instead"
In 2nd Place: An Teallach's amazing: "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
But the winner is the quite amusing: "When the advert said "1/4 share in a Cessna", Bloggs had assumed the other three quarters would still be attached." - Talking Radalt its over to you!!!