my dear wee skyhawk, you do appear to be a little homophoebic.....a just a wee bit insecure and shallow.
perhaps some life experience will teach you to identify cynism and sarcasm?
of course if you think you might dabble in the dark side....perhaps a few 'navy' quotes will keep you in your happy place?
a. you aint a man til youve had a man
b. you arent gay unless your balls touch
.......oh, yes, thats your 1st lesson in sarcasm!
surely if your big/ugly enough to use the internet and have a girlfriend that you like ******* (oh, yes, you are all class!) then you might perhaps be considered an adult.
in which case surely you should be asking advice from valued friends and not from strangers (hiding behind pseudonyms) on an international website!
your 2nd post makes you look like a snot nosed little brat, in which case you wont find many allies here.
anon