Had the pleasure of sitting near JC on a flight from IoM - BHX over the summer.
Sadly as BA don't fly there, it was on an Eastern j-41.
Certainly no stockings & suspenders visible, and I'm pretty sure the staff were all confirmed hetero......
He managed to squeeze his frame into a double seat (flight was half empty), but I reckon he would have problems trying to fit one seat!
T'be fair he was very polite and accepted his cup of tea & biccies like the rest of us.....apparently on the return leg it's now a choice of sloe gin or champers!
Distant memories of visiting the flight deck of a VS 340 ex NRT (before they locked all the doors) and having a giggle with the driver about the BA 747 that was desperately trying to get by the 0.81 slug!!
Definitely had the nice lady who rubs you gently in that one.
LOL